October 7, 2009

Trick 'r Treat Is Out Now!


The long awaited Halloween flick called Trick 'r Treat finally came out on DVD last night, and frankly, it couldn't have had better timing as the holiday fever is about to kick in big time. The word so far is that it's a classic through and through, the kind people will see alongside Halloween in the years to come. Granted, some people also say that the film is relatively old fashioned when it comes to scares, but then again, there are many who seem to love the film precisely because of this. I've encountered the phrase "love letter to the holiday" a couple of times as well. Ah, well, I'll be watching it on 31st October just the way it should be watched and it's only then that I'll give my own opinion. In the meantime, stay fresh!

Atlas Sound - Two Halloween Dances (2008)


It's October, ladies and gentlemen, and this means it's time to show ourselves for the true monsters we really are and have an immense Halloween experience, regardless of where we are in the space-time continuum of religious horrors! The best way to kick off the month-long celebrations is through music, of course, and I cannot think of anything more appropriate for the occasion than Atlas Sound's Halloween Dances, which the guy released on his blog last year just in time for the celebrations. Download, put it on repeat, and start unzipping that human suit you're wearing :)

My name is Norman Bates



Classics never die! This song and video by Landscape was released in 1981 and they sure feel like it, yet they retain all of the charm and inherent tension they did back in their day. Of course, this is a way to announce the upcoming Hitchcock Special which will air this Friday at midnight CET on the waves of Kanal 103.

October 3, 2009

The Strange Adventures of H.P. Lovecraft


The blurb goes something like this:

"Toiling away as a timid and eccentric writer of pulp horror stories, H.P. Lovecraft, is powerless in the world... in love with a girl who doesn't love him back, mired in a profession that inspires no respect and frozen in the grip of a terrible writer's block. Until one day when everything changes. Lovecraft comes in contact with an ancient book that passes onto him an insidious curse: whenever he sleeps, his darkest nightmares come true and are loosed on the world. Suddenly, this shy and bumbling writer becomes both an unwitting god of destruction and the only man who can fight the wickedness he unleashes. It's a fantastical revision of the life and work of H.P. Lovecraft, a story in the mold of the classic Universal horror movies. A weird tale indeed."

If it looks like loads of fun, then it's because it is loads of fun, but please hurry and read it before Ron Howard gets to direct it and sterilize it to death.

September 30, 2009

Caligari and Hellraiser: A Lineage


For the 100th post, a little treat for the Hellraiser fans out there. It's a short but very interesting essay that links the ultra-classic film The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and Clive Barker's cult creation. In near future, I will probably expand on this, but for now, enjoy!

Psycho Trailer



I wish more film makers were as interesting as this little chubby guy in here. Then again, I don't think that in the media saturated world of today it is possible at all to retain the mystique he possessed. David Lynch is there, of course, but then again I've seen way too many interviews with him... Oh, shucks!

September 29, 2009

Antichrist - Yet Another Poster!


Honestly, the more I know of Antichrist, the less I want to see it: Lars Von Trier is one sadistic bastard and he's way too good a manipulator to be left to direct. That said, the posters are all amazing and remarkably different so I may yet watch this at great personal risk.

The Nightmare on Elm Street Trailer



OK, it is produced by Michael Bay and it looks like it's going to be your standard teen horror flick, so at this point one can only hope that it won't be epically crap. As I've stated before, though, it's still Freddy and it should be worth watching no matter what. Some remarks: 1. The mask seems to be new, which is to say slightly blander and more realistic - get over it; 2. At least one scene copies a scene from the original film; 3. The burning scene looks really good and I hope the implication that Freddy is innocent is actually used in the film as a plot point. 4. Finally, I like the idea of Jackie Earl Haley as the anti-hero.

September 26, 2009

Quills (A Reminder)



Not a horror film but a strong offering, nonetheless, especially given our latest subject i.e. the always fascinating Marquis de Sade. One remark, though: Geoffrey Rush is way too handsome to play the Marquis who according to writings from the time was quite the piglet.

September 23, 2009

Warning: Sunlight!


It's True Blood promo billboard, so of course it's brilliant. Did you miss the last one? Check it out here. By the by, the second season was tons better than the first one!

September 21, 2009

Episode 15: Faust vs. Pinhead


“. . . If he were beautiful
As he is hideous now, and yet did dare
To scowl upon his Maker, well from him
May all our misery flow. Ph, what a sight!”
Dante, Inferno

According to The Rolling Stones, we live in a period of history where the Devil is so inconspicuous he needs to introduce himself. After all, would you really notice if the Evil One was your neighbor or your math teacher or your beloved Prime Minister / President? I know I wouldn’t: they all look equally suspicious to me.

Bad jokes and religious beliefs aside, the concept of a being that embodies all human corruption and whose main goal is to destroy all goodness in the world is so deeply ingrained in our collective subconscious that we tend to take it for granted and ignore the subtleties and complex moral dilemmas it really stands for.


The belief in demons is as old as mankind. The Judeo-Christian Satan or Devil – the “popular” horned, tailed, winged fallen angel who rules over Hell – has his roots in antecedents such as Tryphon, Set, and other sinister deities of the ancient Egyptians, as well as the evil spirit Ahriman from the Persian dualistic system.

The concept of the Devil has also gone through several evolutionary phases by the way of Christian literature, including various writings and readings of the Bible. It took learned Christians quite a while to determine that it was the same Satan or Lucifer, Son of Morning, that lured Adam and Eve and tempted Christ. It took them longer – about 12 centuries, in fact – to agree that Satan was emperor of Hell and ruled an appropriate court hierarchy. Other parts of the myth would continue to be added even further down the road, mostly through poetry and visual arts – the pitchfork, for example, is a product of 19th century poster art.


Of course, my favorite visual depiction of the Devil and his Hell comes from Dante’s Inferno. What is more striking than a winged giant frozen waist-deep in a lake of ice, trapped at the Earth’s core, forever grinding the worst of human traitors such as Brutus, Cassius and Judas Iscariot? The French artist Gustave Dore made a brilliant rendering of this image in the 19th century, and I can bet that even as we speak there is an aspiring metal band that is trying to express it through music in some forlorn garage.

What makes the Devil so appealing and scary as an idea, however, is not so much his grotesqueness as much as his power to corrupt, which is why the story of Faust and all other versions thereof have always fascinated me.


The basic story of Faust goes something like this: Faustus, a scholar of Wittenberg desires more knowledge and power so he makes a pact with the Devil, whereby all his wishes are to be granted for 24 years in exchange for his soul. Faustus does gain knowledge and power but he spends most of his time frivolously, playing jokes on the Holy Roman Emperor and on the pope, and resurrecting Helen of Troy. In the end, he meets a hideous doom within earshot of other scholars, who, when they break into the room, find only bloody traces. Goethe greatly expands the plot, particularly by giving Faust the chance to redeem himself, but the basic idea of corruption remains at the heart of the story.

Interestingly, Johannes Faust was a real person. He performed tricks, gained a reputation for prophecy, and claimed that his powers came from the Devil, the best proof of which seems to be that he somehow escaped the stake. His claims of demonism were taken at face value, and, as soon as he was dead, fanciful publications called Faustbuchs began to appear relating to stories of his adventures, told in such a way as to incorporate stories formerly told about Roger Bacon and Pope Sylvester II.


Basically, all stories about the Devil worth their salt are variations on the Faust theme. Films such as Rosemary’s Baby and Angel Heart first come to mind for the obvious reasons but the theme could be stretched all the way to William Golding’s literary masterpiece Lord of the Flies where the pact and the subsequent corruption are implicit. The most intriguing Devil concept, however, is presented in Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: the idea that devils and angels, hell and heaven, are one and the same rings true on so many levels, it positively reeks of humanity.


On the other hand, stories where the Devil is merely an evil entity that openly confronts the main characters aren’t devil stories at all – I’d much rather view these as monster movies where the monster takes the shape of the Evil One. The Omen is an example of this: Damien could easily be some sort of super-vampire as he poses little to none moral questions on his way to destroy the world, or differently put, the film asks the viewer to be afraid of being killed, not of being tricked into becoming a monster. I’m still undecided on what The Exorcist is, but if you press me hard, I’d say it’s a vampire film, as well, since it’s just a thinly veiled allegory of sexual awakening.


Finally, let’s get back to The Rolling Stones and the Devil’s introduction. Ever since the renaissance, the Devil has been presented chiefly as a perfect human being, which, of course, makes it much easier for him to create pacts and buy out souls. You’d run from a red-skinned triple-horned monster but not from naked Angelina Jollie / Brad Pitt, would you? This is what, at the end of the day, makes the concept of the Devil so scary: corruption is not a threat that one can kill or banish like other monsters but rather a constant threat one has to learn to live with and fight off on regular basis, which is extremely hard once you take into account all those deeply corrupted people around you that flash their ill-gained money and power along with, you know, their golden crucifixes.


A word or two about the music in this episode: including The Rolling Stones would have been way too easy, don't you think? The Laibach version of "Sympathy for the Devil" included is much more fun and it certainly meshes better with the two versions of "Ave Satani" that follow. The hit of the night, however, goes to Buck Owens and his "Satan's Got to Get Along without Me". Enjoy!

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...and that's not all! We've added a little bonus here: the trailer to the videogame Dante's Inferno, just so you know what gamer delights you might have been missing, he-he... 'Till next episode, then!

Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy



"Every town has an Elm Street!"

The trailer for Never Sleep Again, the feature-length documentary about Freddy Krueger is now online! If you ask me, it feels a bit cheesy at this point, much like the gazillion Elm Street sequels in the late 1980s, but hey, Freddy's still our favorite bogeyman so we're eagerly waiting for the final product, which is due sometime in 2010.

September 19, 2009

Zombie Posters, Yeah!


It's time for a hefty zombie poster art update! (Que blog visitors screaming from the top of their lungs in ecstasy; someone mumbles that 28 Days Later is NOT a zombie movie) OK, 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later are not quite zombie movies in the sense that the creatures are not dead - they're resting - but this pair of films does get full credits for portraying the kind of zombie apocalypse that kicked into high gear with George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead. If you wanna go further into the matter, Sam Raimi's The Evil Dead series doesn't fall into the zombie category either since it's really about evil spirits, and you know what, I don't care: if they're dead, their bodies are decomposing, and they wanna get as many living folks as possible, it's good enough for me. In any case, here's a string of 30+ posters about the living dead, warts and all!